前天, 被小弟我女儿的话噎了半天

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前天, 被小弟我女儿的话噎了半天

前天, 被我女儿的话噎了半天
女儿2岁半(就是旁边洗衣机里那位),洗完澡给她捏乜鼻梁,对她说: 爸爸给你捏鼻子,就能捏出好看的双眼皮来啦.

她回我一句: 你当我是傻孩子啊.

我:......

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11 years, 1 month ago

yyyyy

yyyyy 11 years, 1 month ago

在洗衣机里给儿童洗澡应该是犯虐待儿童罪吧。(^_^)

answered 11 years, 1 month ago

詹姆斯·邦德

詹姆斯·邦德 answered 11 years, 1 month ago

我以为她说“妈妈！爸爸泡妞啦”

answered 11 years, 1 month ago

SUNWEI

SUNWEI answered 11 years, 1 month ago

good luck

answered 11 years, 1 month ago

XXX阿鬼

XXX阿鬼 answered 11 years, 1 month ago

可爱呵呵聪明...

answered 11 years, 1 month ago

wnspook

wnspook answered 11 years, 1 month ago

捏鼻子和双眼皮，的确关系有点远，你说捏鼻子能让鼻子高挺好看就比较有掩护性了。

answered 11 years, 1 month ago

左眼的夏娜

左眼的夏娜 answered 11 years, 1 month ago

媳妇是别人家的好，孩子是自己家的强

answered 11 years, 1 month ago

AKIKO

AKIKO answered 11 years, 1 month ago

answered 11 years, 1 month ago

vodevil

vodevil answered 11 years, 1 month ago

有趣，都来晒吧

answered 11 years, 1 month ago

23次狂热

23次狂热 answered 11 years, 1 month ago

<fieldset> <legend> 探讨 </legend>

引用:

老蔡脱口而出：我是你亲生的，以后肯定会有双眼皮。

</fieldset>

answered 11 years, 1 month ago

dA+牛顿

dA+牛顿 answered 11 years, 1 month ago

<fieldset> <legend> 探讨 </legend>

老蔡脱口而出：我是你亲生的，以后肯定会有双眼皮。
</fieldset>

answered 11 years, 1 month ago

幻想的游人

幻想的游人 answered 11 years, 1 month ago

可爱，有才！

answered 11 years, 1 month ago

幻♂想♂乡

幻♂想♂乡 answered 11 years, 1 month ago

在洗衣机里给儿童洗澡应该是犯虐待儿童罪吧。(^_^)

answered 11 years, 1 month ago

冷攻D爸♂爸

冷攻D爸♂爸 answered 11 years, 1 month ago

现在的孩子经常会冒出几句让大人们“无语”的话。

answered 11 years, 1 month ago

忧郁D兔子

忧郁D兔子 answered 11 years, 1 month ago